Early Tuesday morning local Girl and Grandmother devoured by village beast. Just 3/4 of a mile into woods, young girl, Elisabeth (Red Riding Hood), found herself face to face with the jaws of a killer. At grandmother's cottage, the two were swallowed by old wolf until rescued by blade of local hero with a grudge.
"I had been looking for that old sinner for years," claims the huntsman hero.
Armed with a blade, the huntsman sliced open the fat stomach of the sleeping wolf, surprised to find the girl and grandmother alive. Relieved to find the two safe, hugs and handshakes were shared. Elisabeth, well-known for bright red cloak, had been sent by mother to deliver multiple goods to grandmother's secluded cabin.
"She was sick in bed and [the supplies] would do her a world of good," says Red as she recalls the breads and sweets of her basket. When starting into the woods, Red came across the wolf about 15 minutes into her journey. Cunning and sly, Red recalls the wolf as being exceptionally curious about her destination.
"He pointed out the flowers off the path. I was sure grandmother would be happier if I brought her a bunch of beautiful flowers." says Red.
It was at this point where the good-willed trip went wrong. Disobeying mother's advice, Red strays from path, allowing the wolf to venture to location of Grandmother's cabin and devour the old woman.
"When I got there I knew something was wrong. I saw Grandma lying in bed but she was different. All I can remember are those big sharp teeth. If it wasn't for the huntsman I wouldn't be alive," says Red, entirely grateful for the local hero.
"I was just doing my part. I'm no hero but I'm glad I can say I put an end to that disgusting wolf terrorizing this town," says the modest huntsman.
Now in the hospital, suffering from PTSD, Red expresses her regret of disregarding mother's advice.
"I will never wander off the forest path again..."
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